"Gosh, I just tried to make a sandwich, but I put the peanut butter on my shoe instead! Oh boy!" "Well, would ya look at that! I just found a rubber ducky in my cereal! Haha, how did that get there?" "Hot dog! I accidentally used shampoo as toothpaste this morning! My breath smells like strawberries!" "Aw, shucks! I was trying to bake a cake, but I ended up with a pizza! How'd that happen?" "Gee whiz! I thought I was planting flowers, but it turns out I was watering my socks! Haha!"